i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(via ohnoelks)
HEY GUESS WHAT UNLESS SOMEONE PAYS YOU TO TELL THEM, (DOCTORS, NUTRITIONISTS,) YOU HAVE NO PLACE TELLING PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! WOW!!! EVEN IF YOU ARE A DOCTOR SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS AND NOT YOURS
what’s that? you still think that girl over there still needs to lose a few pounds to look pretty? hoWS IT FEEL TO BE A HUGE DOUCHEBAG!
HERE’S AN AWARD, IT’S CALLED ‘CONGRATS ON BEING A SHITHEAD’
(via payface)